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| A Good Night At The Pub |
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Alone My Thoughts And I
Many times I've walked this road,
alone.. my thoughts and I,
as I stagger from the pub,
I
cannot tell a lie
I had a real great evening,
the beer, it flowed so free,
and yet I stagger on alone,
and
walk into a tree.
But I don't care.. I feel no pain,
as I get up from the floor,
for soon I will be home
again,
falling through the door.
Then my soul speaks softly,
It utters unto me,
you cannot even climb those stairs,
your
as drunk as drunk can be.
So then I lay down on the couch,
I'm just a drunken guy,
and very soon i'll fall asleep,
alone...
my thoughts... and I
Footnote
I guess most of us can relate to that poem, after a good night in the
pub... I know i've been down that road many times... and i'll be going down it many more times yet :)
A Dirty Limerick
A young fellow know as JR,
was having a wank in his car,
he said,"this is fun",
as he
started to cum,
but his load didn't shoot very far.
He shot it all over his dashboard,
he shot it all over his seat,
he shot it all over the
leg of his pants,
till it dripped down onto his feet,
A copper was standing there watching,
a likeable fellow called chris,
he said
"I could see you a cumming,
but really you shouldn't do this"
"I'm really sorry", said JR,
"for masturbating in my car,
it was just my sheer bad luck,
I
couldn't find an ass to fuck".
Well.. Chris's little eyes lit up,
or so it came to pass,
he then placed his 2 inch cock.
straight
up JR's ass.
When it was all over,
they pulled their trousers up,
but they still meet there everyday,
for
another damned good fuck.
| TIme For More Alcohol |
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| Ah well... Back to Work |
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| Its a Hard Life |
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| Shock Horror !!!! ---- He's wearing a skirt |
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| My God !! - That guy can't be Normal !!!! |
A Guy in A Skirt ?
Is it so wrong, to wear a sarong,
when women can freely wear pants ?
does
it really hurt, to wear a long skirt,
which really looks just like my aunts ?
why get so stressed, at a guy in a dress ?
when women can wear what they
please,
lets start a new trend, that never will end,
loads of guys wearing skirts to their knees.
Believe it or not, it can get quite hot,
when wearing pants in the
heat,
I may be a fool, but a skirt feels so cool,
when walking around on the street.
Between you and me, I'm not a CD,
but I think we should all have a choice,
I'm
not a pervert, for wearing a skirt,
in my new fashion sense, I rejoice.
Lonely As A Cloud
I wandered, lonely as a cloud,
and walked into a tree,
I have bump upon
my head
and another on my knee.
As I cried out, with tears of pain,
the folks just stopped to stare,
I
tried to hide my face away,
and all my underwear.
You see.. I left my trousers,
in the local pub by me,
when I got
up on the table,
and done the Full Monty.
But before I could complete it,
I was thrown onto the street,
and
hurt my little...... elbow
as I hit that hard concrete.
Just then I heard a distant sound,
and the cops did soon arrive,
they
threw me in a police car,
and took me for a drive.
Early the next morning,
I was up before the Judge,
he fined me loads
of money
but said, I bear no grudge.
As I left the courthouse,
I heard
the cheering crowd,
and thats the place where I came in,
and wandered.... lonely.. as.. a.. cloud.
| They have pretty strict laws in California |
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| Look where they threw me for being drunk |
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